The last step to riches…

I think this is the last step…

To: Dylan
From: POST BANK <postbanktransfers@yahoo.co.uk>
Subject: Lottery Winnings-ACT SWIFTLY…

Attn;

Dear Customer,

We have received your email and content understood. However, in the attachment, you have a copy two forms. (Post bank Form and Anti- Terrorist Form). You are advised to fill both forms and return back to us via email attachment ASAP. The forms can also be faxed to us.
This must be done before transfer of your funds can be approved. Please hurry up as you know that the deadline is just few days from today.

Get back to us ASAP.

Best Regards

Steve Williams.
Post Bank
FAX +44-870-974-5517

Here are the attachments:
Post Bank Anti Terrorist Form

and

Post Bank Transfer Form

However, I am too lazy to fill them out, even for four million pounds.

I’m still not sure I understand the purpose of this whole excercise for the people on the other end. They haven’t got any really valuable information yet? I guess the next step is either getting my bank account number and maybe passwords or something (if I am that gullible) or charging me some sort of facilitation fee to get my money transferred.

So the bank is apparently located at 463 Barking Road, London, E13 8PS and can be phoned on +44-870-974-5517.

Also, the ‘anti-terrorist form is pretty funny’…
Do you believe in God or Allah?
Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
Do you believe in Ja Rule?

Oh well, I guess no money for me.

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Published:
11.02.07 / 8am
Category:
General Ramblings